i comb my armpit hair until it is an exact replica of a steel  arrowhead.  i do this to both of my underarms. i do not use gel or hairspray or hair glue to keep it in place.  this is an example of my expertise craft in combing hair.  the hair on my head is combed into a giant vagina.  it is the hairdo of post-post modern youth.  if i am walking around and i need to greet people i bow really hard and fast and the vagina-hair sculpture on my head consumes their face.  my pubic hair is combed into a massive fist.  i can fuck two people at once with this feature. i am combing my armpit hair until it is an exact replica of a steel arrowhead so when i lift my arms up i can stab people by falling sideways on them.  i am imagining myself walking through the streets, lifting up my arms, and stabbing people with my steel arrowhead-molded armpit hair.  both my arms are up as if i've just scored a goal in soccer or i am a referee giving someone a red card except both my arms are up so i am giving the person two red cards.  i can hug people around the neck and slice their heads off and have my vagina-hair sculpture consume it.  i am going to steal hair growth products from the drug store and rub them all over my body.  i will take rogaine baths and then i will have enough hair to be able to mold my entire body into a giant dildo-hair sculpture and launch myself into someone's rectum.

 

 

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