Now’s the time for fancy pants not poopy pants

 

the manner in which you’re trousered remains undetermined

 

whether you’ve ever placed a teacup in the grass

 

and promised to retrieve it on your way back

 

from the market presumably super in nature

 

presumably with comestibles in a sack

 

unanswered as well have I ever followed you home

 

have I ever poured syrup on your stomach

 

have I ever hit you with an automobile

 

these are things we should attempt to find out

 

we could say the word butterfly out loud

 

we could put caterpillars in our mouths

 

and move to France but we’ve just met

 

so maybe not yet what’s the most

 

fireflies you have eaten in one sitting

 

have you ever conspired and if so with whom

 

and to what end would you stand on the cow

 

while I climb down below to take a photograph

 

I’d like to introduce you to my lucky bedspread

 

I don’t know what’s so lucky about it

 

I have never woken to see a chimney sweep

 

watching me from the fire escape is one possible example

 

another is that of all the eels that have swum

 

in the bathtub with me none has been electric

 

speaking of eels I too would like to catch some for dinner

 

but where are we going to get a horse head

 

without the rest of the horse attached and standing up behind it?